When I haven't been working or reorganizing my craft room (a.k.a. The Repository For All Homeless, "What-Are-You", and "Someday-I'm-Sure-You'll-be-Useful" Objects), I've been working on this 3"x3" cross stitch. It will become a card for my cousin/godson who is graduating in about a week. I will be flying back to see him and, in the process, run into half my old teachers and some classmates since he's graduating from my old stomping grounds (and, actually, the same high school both his mother and my mother graduated from).
The pattern is from Cross Stitch Card Collection: 101 Original Designs by Claire Compton and the original version is actually shown on the cover. However, I changed it to the school colors. Ahhh, the perks of handmade!
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Yeah, that must be it.
You should have titled that post "Hilarious Danactive Rant," because I'm still laughing :-) Who knew constipation was so traumatic? Love the card!
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Ditto the above comment! I think you must have been peeking thru the keyhole at some of my rants about the commercials...lol You make me want to start embroidering again... too many crafts, too little time...
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