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The Best Thing I've Learned Today And a Tip

I promised myself that I wasn't going to post again until I was posting something I'd made (or at the very least I'm working on), but today has been an epic fest of suctackularity (that's a word, right?) so I'm cheering myself up with this fact: Dr. Ruth was a sniper in Israel.  I can't explain exactly why it cheers me up (Hey!  Way to go!  You can kill people AND give frank sex advice!), but it does.  (and no, this isn't another one of those "Mr. Rogers was a sniper and his cardigans covered the tattoos" things.)

Also, a tip that I've never seen anywhere and it's actually helped one person, so I'm going to pass it on, feeling rather clever that I thought of this on my own.  When the pattern directs you to knit until the piece measures (x) inches, just figure out your row gauge and you can keep clicking your row counter and it makes it go by faster and you don't end up with that black hole of knitting where it never gets any longer and then all of a sudden it's 2 inches too long (like the run on sentence you just read).  And if everyone already does that and this isn't such a novel tip, then never mind.   

Or Maybe It's Just Me

OK, I don't know which came first: the toy named "Sit and Spin" or the phrase accompanied by a rude gesture.  If it's the latter, isn't that sort of a terrible thing to name a toy?  I'm presuming, of course, that this phrase/gesture combo isn't just a regional thing.

This random thought brought to you by Things That Bother Me For Literally Years and Years.

Conversations I Wish I Knew More About

I'd hoped to be able to show you a lovely blocked lace shawl.  However, crawling all over the floor with a bum foot trying to stretch out lace is not, well, any easier than it sounds.  So instead, I present this brief story: my new upstairs neighbor has yet to learn that sounds carry.  Or maybe he doesn't care.  After all, this is a man who carries on phone conversations while he's using the bathroom, such as this most recent one:

"I've already donated $100 to (candidate's) campaign.  (pause)  I don't think so.  (pause)  No, I don't think so.  I've got a 20 gauge shotgun."

Um, what?  Are those two thoughts related or had they already switched subjects?  Because if they're related, I might have to start worrying about that candidate's opposition. 

Picture Pages!

Does anyone else remember that?  With Bill Cosby?  I'll spare you the whole song (aren't you glad I don't have the ability to record things?  Oh the songs you'd hear!  Truly, you have no idea what a bullet you are dodging here!).  But enough parenthetical notation!  On to the pictures!

Halfdome_gray_1 First up is the half dome I made for my cousin!  It'll fit him much better than Venus is demonstrating here.  Halfdome_gray_2_2 When I mentioned that to her, she got a little huffy and turned her back on me.  Armless reproductions can be so huffy.  But it did give me the chance to get a shot of the back! Halfdome_gray_3 And a nice zoom in on the crown finishing, which I'm really quite pleased with!  Halfdome_gray_4 But in the end, to get a true feel for the fit, I had to put it on me.  I tapped into my modeling knowledge (gleaned from watching a few more episodes of America's Next Top Model than I should admit to) and put on my "thoughtful" face.  Now to wait for Tyra's call!  ;-)  Actual pattern notes: I worked it as written with the exception of casting on two fewer stitches because I worked it in the round.  The yarn is Debbie Bliss Cashmerino Aran, one I'd never worked with before and picked up for a pretty good price!  Woohoo! 

Hardhat_liner_1 But there's still another hat!  This is the hard hat liner for my uncle!  It took less than a skein of Wildfoote sock yarn.  I've read bad things about this yarn (coarse, splitty, things that I hadn't come across before I'd already bought two skeins), but I didn't have a problem with it at all.  Maybe I'm lucky!  But not with models apparently.  I managed to talk Venus into this one shot before an errant comment sent her screaming out of the room.  Hardhat_liner_2 Thank goodness again for my years of reality show training in the industry, though!  I was able to pull off the "angelic" face!

The other project I actually completed was the stole for my grandmother made by modifying the Branching Out pattern.  However, I haven't blocked it yet, so I'm just going to hold off on pictures until after that.  I tried Shedir, but I just couldn't get the hang of the pattern.  So many other people seem to have loved it, so I'm a little bummed that it didn't work out, but Plan B is fingerless gloves of some kind.  My grandfather has arthritis in his hands, so that might help ease that.  Maybe.  And then there's Isabella, which I'm still plowing away at.  It's so pretty, but I just can't seem to keep the momentum going on it.  But I'll look at all this this way: 2 of the 5 Christmas projects are completely complete and 1 just needs blocking, so that's pretty good progress in my book! 

Mobility! Woohoo!

Totally how I felt when I got the boot!  Which I can take off in about 4 weeks!  Woohoo again!  This foot went a lot easier than the left one did.  It probably helped that it wasn't in nearly as bad a shape.  As a result, I really didn't end up taking too many painkillers after a couple of days so I got a lot of knitting (and a bit of embroidery) done!  Now I just need to take pictures!  Not all the Christmas knitting is done yet, but I'm really close!  So close! 

Now to catch up with all of your adventures!